Denouement - The Beginng

I planned to have a series of amusing anecdotes to share about my guy's journey from spending all day on the couch watching The Unit (I can get behind a good David Mamet play - Glengarry Glen Ross is oft quoted in my circle - but 6 consecutive hours of soap operas for men gets a little much), to a yoga accepting convert. Instead of I have one and a half.

My guy deliberately stalled and took his time getting to the studio on Saturday, opening day, so he would not have to take the class. He did, however, sign the waiver and watch me pay. Then we went shopping for a yoga mat and towel. Or rather, I shopped for said items while went in to future shop and played with mobile phones. Sunday came and I relentlessly pushed as he attempted the same stall tactics. I was determined to take the class and have huge issues with being late so there was no way I was going to allow a repeat of Saturday. En route to the studio he opined that yoga was "stupid" and that he had "zero interest". We took the class, on the way home he asked if there was one at 5 pm the following day that he could attend after work. Which he did. In fact he's been to a class every day since. Just like that, months worth of writing material is out the window. Don't misunderstand; I am incredibly pleased by his new found love of hot yoga. I cannot help thinking, "well now what?" When one prepares for an epic battle, there is a sad denouement about having victory handed to you.

If I don't having anything to post for a while, blame my yogi guy, it's entirely his fault!

Bicycles, Yoga and Preparing for Battle

I finished the MS Bike Tour Acton-Waterloo 200 km (over two days), despite appalling under training and lived to tell about it! (I also lived to get up and teach a spin class the next morning). Since then I've tried to keep it going with some fabulous night rides under a full and full-to-waning moon with My Guy at my side - magical - another assault on Rattlesnake Point and even a bit of single track on my mountain bike. One cross country ride, in fact, just enough to remind me that I really don't like my Mountain Bike. 

Now, as fall looms and the madness that is teaching 4 beginner karate classes (as well as 2 intermediate and 2 advanced) per week is about to begin anew I take a big breath and prepare for battle. Speaking of battles, I am signing My Guy up for yoga. Not just a class a week, but a full 30 day unlimited yoga package. He knows, he has agreed to go, but he doesn't like it. Only because he's never tried. Likewise, I had dabbled in the odd classes at the community centres where I teach and found it not unenjoyable but nothing that really managed to hook me. Then, finally caving to the constant nagging, goading and pressure from my son, I agreed to try a similar 30 day unlimited offer at a hot yoga studio and I absolutely loved it. So, when I found out my first teacher in there was opening a Power Yoga Canada studio in my city near my work, I was very excited.  When the opportunity to get on board with the Energy Exchange* program came along, I jumped without hesitation. 

I have tried and tried to get My Guy to go to classes (yoga and other) in the past and he has always been reluctant. Fit cyclist that he is, he isn't the most agile and his flexibility is that of a 80 year old man (both my parents, who are in their 70's, have far better flexibility). So the adventure begins, can I turn my reluctant, gun loving, meat eating boyfriend into a yoga loving, flexible as Gumby, Namasexual? In my favour is his cheapness, he hates seeing money wasted so if I pay for it, he'll attend out of obligation to get his (my) money's worth. Working against me is his army training to "hate hippies". I think kick ass flexibility and rising to the challenge of arm balances just might win out over "drop and give me 50 maggot". If not, there's always karate - a little from Column A and a little from Column B...

*For those unfamiliar with Yoga Energy Exchange, most yoga studios have a program for those who cannot afford classes, you work 1 4 hr unpaid shift per week helping to run the studio and you get unlimited free yoga classes plus deals on merchandise. Fantastic opportunity!