My Life As A Letter Writing Crank

Update: Nike responded to my email with a statement of regret regarding their decisions to sever ties with Armstrong. Nothing takes the wind out of your comedic sails like a form letter email that refuses to acknowledge your sarcarsm

I sent an email to Nike head office the day they announced they would stand by Lance Armstrong, suggesting they could use this opportunity to re-brand. Here are some of the slogans I suggested:

Nike - Cheat to Win
Nike - No Needles, No Gain
Nike - Just Do Drugs, Libel, Slander and Perjury
Nike+EPO

It perplexes me that they would change their minds and drop their sponsorship and association with Armstrong rather than use my suggestions.